When a Dad does the Chores

_MG_3001Just one of the many differences between men and women.  When Dad does the chores:

80% clean is clean (it is a definition).

It's not de-cluttering, its de-crapifying.

Dad takes a mental measurement of the amount of dirt that each room collects in the vacuum's bag/canister.

Dad enjoys the vindication of vacuuming legos and other plastic, hard, sharp, painful-to-find-in-the-middle-of-the-night toys.